| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
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