| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
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