| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
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