| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
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