| Acronym | Meaning |
 | OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
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