| Acronym | Meaning |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |