| Acronym | Meaning |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |