| Acronym | Meaning |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |