| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
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