| Acronym | Meaning |
 | YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
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