| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
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