| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
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