| Acronym | Meaning |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |