| Acronym | Meaning |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |