| Acronym | Meaning |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |