| Acronym | Meaning |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |