| Acronym | Meaning |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |