| Acronym | Meaning |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |