| Acronym | Meaning |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |