| Acronym | Meaning |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |