| Acronym | Meaning |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |