| Acronym | Meaning |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |