| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
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