| Acronym | Meaning |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |