| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
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