| Acronym | Meaning |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |