| Acronym | Meaning |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |