| Acronym | Meaning |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |