| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
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