| Acronym | Meaning |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |