| Acronym | Meaning |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |