| Acronym | Meaning |
 | YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
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