| Acronym | Meaning |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |