| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
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