| Acronym | Meaning |
 | VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
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