| Acronym | Meaning |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |