| Acronym | Meaning |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |