| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
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