| Acronym | Meaning |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |