| Acronym | Meaning |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |