| Acronym | Meaning |
 | BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
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