| Acronym | Meaning |
| SLUF | Short Little Ugly F*cker, Term For Small Jet Aircraft Or A Racist Term For Native People |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal: All F*cked Up |
| JAFO | Just Another F*cking Observer. Aviation Slang For The Co-pilot Or Observer On An Aircraft. |
| AIDS | Army Induced Divorce Syndrome. |
| SOS | Same Old Sh*t; Sh*t On A Shingle (Creamed Chipped Beef On Toast/biscuit, A Breakfast Staple). |
| FM | F*cking Magic. Used To Explain Something Complicated, Generally To Someone New Who Has Asked A Question That Would Take Too Long To Explain. "How Does That Work?" "Oh, It Uses FM." Also Used In Reference To "Field Manuals", Which Is A Slang Term For Porn Magazines (Playboy, Penthouse, Etc.) |
| FYYFF | F*ck You, You F*cking F*ck |
| LPCS | Leather Personnel Carriers, Or Combat Boots. Generally Used When Describing A Mode Of Travel (i.e., "We'll Be Taking Our LPCs Over To The Range.") |
| NPGS | No Pussy Getters; See BCD |
| INI | Intoxication And Intercourse (also I&I). Used To Specify Activity During Leave/time-off; See RnR. |