| Acronym | Meaning |
| FAINTED | Faked An Injury, Necessary To Escape Duty |
| GSS | General Star Spangled, Refers To Any Over Patriotic, Usually Callous And Uncaring General. |
| USAF | "U" Sure Are F*cked |
| CDAT | Computerized Dumb-Ass Tanker (in The Era Of Modern Weaponry) |
| WOPA | Warrant Officer Protection Agency. An Informal Tongue-in-cheek Reference To The Fraternal Tendencies Of The Warrant Officer Corps. |
| MARINE | My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment |
| FNG | F*cking New Guy. Soldier Coming To A Unit Straight From AIT. Sometimes Pronounced Fin-gee. |
| US ARMY | Uncle Sam Ass Raped Me Yesterday |
| PFC | Pointless F*cking Chevron; Also Abbreviation For The Rank Of Private First Class |
| TAMFR | This Ain't My First Rodeo. Often Used By Newly Promoted Officers. |