| Acronym | Meaning |
 | NFG | No F*cking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New F*cking Guy" |
| DAN | Dick, Ass, And Nuts. Used When Referring To A Smell, Particularly That Of A Soldier Who Hasn't Showered In A While. |
| USMC | U Suckers Missed Christmas |
| WOPA | Warrant Officer Protection Agency. An Informal Tongue-in-cheek Reference To The Fraternal Tendencies Of The Warrant Officer Corps. |
| TU | (or Tango Uniform) Tits Up. Broken. Not Working. |
| GI | Government Issue; Originally Used For Government Supplied Equipment, Often Used By Soldiers To Refer To Themselves. |
| FTA | F*ck The Army; Fun Travel Adventure; Or Follow The Airborne |
| MST | Morale Suppression Team. |
| UAFB | "Useful As A Football Bat." Anyone Who Cannot Perform Even Simple Duties Due To Incompetence, And As Such Has No Useful Application Or Purpose. |
| DILLIGAFF | Do I Look Like I Give A Flying F*ck? |
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