| Acronym | Meaning |
| FIGMO | F*ck It, Got My Orders —The State Of Apathy Between When Transfer Orders Are Received And When The Transfer Takes Place. |
| ROAD | Retired On Active Duty (i.e., "ROAD Warrior") |
| US ARMY | Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet |
| LCPL | Abbreviation For The Rank Of Lance Corporal; Also Last Cleaning Position Left |
| USAF | "U" Sure Are F*cked |
| USMC | Uncle Sam's Misguided Children |
| NUB | Non-Useful Body. Someone Who, While Assigned To The Unit, Can Not Be Fully Utilized, Generally Because They Have Not Yet Completed The Requisite Qualifications. |
| NAVY | Never Again Volunteer Yourself |
| CS | (Charlie Sierra) Can Mean "Chicken Sh*t" Or "C*ck Sucker." |
| NJB | No Job Bitch. This Term Is Used For Those Who Hold No Collateral Duty Or Position, Even Although Their Rank Suggests That They Should. |