| Acronym | Meaning |
| BCD | Birth Control Device. Refers To The Standard Issue Eyeglasses, Generally Known For Being Unstylish. |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Recognition (Also: F*cked Up Beyond Any Recovery) |
| UAFB | "Useful As A Football Bat." Anyone Who Cannot Perform Even Simple Duties Due To Incompetence, And As Such Has No Useful Application Or Purpose. |
| FYB | F*ck Your Buddy. When Someone Unintentionally Gets A Friend In Trouble, He Is Playing FYB. |
| DICK | Dedicated Infantry Combat Killer (used In Infantry Training) |
| MST | Morale Suppression Team. |
| DAN | Dick, Ass, And Nuts. Used When Referring To A Smell, Particularly That Of A Soldier Who Hasn't Showered In A While. |
| GI | Government Issue; Originally Used For Government Supplied Equipment, Often Used By Soldiers To Refer To Themselves. |
| KP | Kitchen Patrol. Periodic One-day Duty Assignment For Lower-grade Soldiers To Do Mess Hall Work. |
| FIIGMO | F*ck It, I've Got My Orders (a.k.a. "Short-timer's Disease") |