| Acronym | Meaning |
| NAVY | Never Again Volunteer Yourself |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Recognition (Also: F*cked Up Beyond Any Recovery) |
| YMRASU | Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up (US Army Backwards) |
| GSS | General Star Spangled, Refers To Any Over Patriotic, Usually Callous And Uncaring General. |
| FM | F*cking Magic. Used To Explain Something Complicated, Generally To Someone New Who Has Asked A Question That Would Take Too Long To Explain. "How Does That Work?" "Oh, It Uses FM." Also Used In Reference To "Field Manuals", Which Is A Slang Term For Porn Magazines (Playboy, Penthouse, Etc.) |
| SFUS | Standard F*cked Up Situation. |
| MPH | Said Phonetically As My Papa Hotel, Meaning My Pussy Hurts |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| WTF | What The F*ck; Said As "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Spoken Phonetically. Radio Response To Bad News (often Shunned) Pre-dating The Internet Use Of The Acronym In Chat Rooms And Instant Messaging By Decades. |
| LCPL | Abbreviation For The Rank Of Lance Corporal; Also Last Cleaning Position Left |