| Acronym | Meaning |
| MPH | Said Phonetically As My Papa Hotel, Meaning My Pussy Hurts |
| BCD | Birth Control Device. Refers To The Standard Issue Eyeglasses, Generally Known For Being Unstylish. |
| FTA | F*ck The Army; Fun Travel Adventure; Or Follow The Airborne |
| MARINE | My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment |
| FOAD | F*ck Off And Die |
| PFM | Pure F*cking Magic; See FM |
| FAINTED | Faked An Injury, Necessary To Escape Duty |
| GOBI | General Officer's Bright Idea - Usually Means The Opposite. |
| SH | Sierra Hotel: Sh*t Hot |
| SOS | Same Old Sh*t; Sh*t On A Shingle (Creamed Chipped Beef On Toast/biscuit, A Breakfast Staple). |