| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
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