| Acronym | Meaning |
 | UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
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